Rumour Engine Round-Up #5

Listen up ya gitz!

It ‘as been some time since we’ve last gathered around ta discuss ‘da visions our rumork engine ‘as given ta us! Wot an invention it iz. Even afta 'da holidays we still have more dan enough squig left ta chug into 'da machine. It’s been goin’ strong for months now, wit' no signs uv endin’ soon. Burn'n bright, droughout day an’ night, deliverin’ us wit' stuff uv wot ta expect on Luteus!

So wot do yer say, let’s have a gander, shall we?

Scrap, teef an’ wires. Dis looks like some ork teknologee ta me, don’t yer think? Must be wun uv dose dingiez yer kan attach ta yer back, yer know, dose rokkit packs. I bet yer a lot uv teef dis invention kan boost yer across da battlefield! Should get wun uv dose for myself. It’s definitely some Orkish git, look'n at ‘da teknologee used, but kan’t quite put ma finga on it. If anyone knows more about dis git, let me know.

Movin’ on ta da otha visions we’ve seen. An’ dese kome 'n a pair uv tree, eeeh a trio, or somethin’ like 'dat.

Wot a remarkable skull dis iz on 'da furst vision! Dare I say dis iz probably anotha wun uv dose backpieces? Wot do yer think? Linked wit' some sort uv koil, dis git iz pretty darn electrifyin’! An yer kan take ‘dat both ways. On da next wun yer kan clearly see he’s wun uv our kin, didn’t expect anythin’ less though. Wires planted into his muscles, sheesh, some kreatures have ice ‘n dere veins, but dis wun ‘as electricity ‘n his! An’ den ‘da last must be some sort of weapon. Skulls an bones, dat’s wot I like ta see. Kan’t say I’m anythin’ but excited ta see woo dis git actually iz. ‘E seems ta be a shock'n presence, ready for WAAAGH!!

Alright, it looks like ‘dat was it for now.

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Da Waaagh! will unleash soon, Until next time Boyz!