ParadiZe News - Report #2

Honestly, I have no idea how they're doing it. Who their scientists are or where they're getting the know-how to come up with creations of their own. Perhaps there's a spark of human imagination left in there? A sliver of humanity begging to be recognised. Don't ask me, I have a rule, swing first, put the helmet on them, grab a pint and wait for this to blow over.

That's why I'll be dispatching ParadiZe residents to investigate further and if necessary, smash up their stuff and take it for ourselves!

Stay tuned for more information in the near future!