The Dysmastime Holiday, Ho Ho Ho!

Gather now children, and enjoy cheerfully To a Christmas day pick-up, to all for free! Choose your Class wisely, to lighten the queue, Grab ammo for Shotguns, and Machine Pistols too.

The Corps stand at guard, and cautiously wait For Punks to attack, alongside teammate. Stealthers will slash, with Katanas drawn wide, Scattered to pieces, by Rockets that glide.

Meatspace is crowded, with chaos abound, By Teams that do battle, for victory this round. The Decker hacks swiftly, focusing their head, But is quickly dispatched, via hot pouring led.

The fight heats up, and players move fast, Which side will win out, so not to come last? Observe Dymastime, come and play live, At least for some frags, and saying V55!