TYRONE vs COPS ONLINE v2.1.0

NEW AREA: THE PARKING LOT

• A new PvP zone: walk out the club's front door and fight the others in your lobby, every thug for themselves

NEW MAP: THE GALLERY

• A new map with a new mechanic. Wow!

NEW ENEMY: MAGA COP

• Beware.

NEW COSMETICS

• Cowboy Hat

• Santa Hat

• Helmet

• Propeller Hat

• Autism Hat

• MAGA Hat

• FUCK ICE Hat

• FUCK ICE outfit

• E-Girl Heart Glasses

NEW ACHIEVEMENTS

• Steam achievements for reaching the top of each rank tier (Prison Bitch III to Kingpin III) and for stealing 40 paintings in one game of The Gallery, unlocked for ones you've already done too

NEW

• Join lobbies with a run going (IN PROGRESS in the browser): wait in the club, watching the run live on the TV, and play in the next one

• Pings: tap middle mouse to mark a spot or a Pig for your team, seen through walls (hold middle mouse for emotes)

• Damage numbers over what you hit (yellow for headshots, red for kills). Turn them off in Options > Video

• Your active buffs now show under your health bar. Hold TAB for the details

• The lobby leader can hand the lead to someone else in the club (LEAD, next to kick)

• Ready up with Y from anywhere in the club (or the parking lot). Sitting down still readies you, and getting up no longer takes it back: only Y or the lobby screen does

• If the leader leaves, the lobby carries on with a new leader instead of closing, a run that loses its host ends and everyone goes back to the club

• Single Player: FIND LOBBY on the laptop opens the lobby browser, so you can join someone's lobby without going back to the title

• Single Player: a LOBBIES AVAILABLE! sign over the laptop when someone's hosting (DEV LOBBY AVAILABLE! in yellow when a developer is), checked every minute

• Rank badges next to players' names: on the team list and over their heads

• Lobbies with a developer in them are highlighted gold in the lobby browser

• Ammo counts over your guns turn orange on your last magazine and red when you're out

• Patch notes on the title screen

RANDOM CHANGES

• The lobby screen lists every one of a character's abilities as keys with their names, hover one to read what it does. The talents and Pig Points line under it is gone

• Pig Points: every character now has its own wallet. Each spends your lifetime Pig Points on its own perks and talents, so buying for one never takes from another (talents used to come off every character)

• More players now mostly means more Pigs: they spawn 50% faster for each player after the first (x2.5 with 4), and the Pig cap grows with it (up to 1.5x)

• Pig Power starts at 100 / 105 / 110 / 115 with 1-4 players (was 100 / 150 / 200 / 250), and grows only a little faster with more players (x1.05 / x1.1 / x1.15, was x1.5 / x2 / x2.5)

• Pig Power climbs twice as fast: +0.2 per Pig killed (was 0.1), +2 per boss (was 1)

• Bosses get 70% more health for each player after the first, and elites (the MAGA Cop) 25% more

• Bosses come a little sooner with more players: 5% / 10% / 15% faster with 2 / 3 / 4

• Pigs far from every player (more than 40m away) move 50% faster until they catch up (not bosses or elites)

• Tyrone's lean and DeShawn's grape drank come back over time: one every 90 seconds

• Air Jordan's extra jumps now work in the club too

• SNEED's Serum no longer tells you when the side effects hit

• The halo no longer glows (just the gold ring), and stays over the head when it tilts

• The Fed in the club shows how many unspent Pig Points you have when it's more than 50

• The club's TV: the host presses E to switch to the next map

• The lobby browser refreshes itself every 30 seconds

• Strip Club bosses now come in through the front or the back door

TYRONE

• New perk, Running Man: after sprinting for 2 seconds, 20% more damage while you keep running and for 3 seconds after

• New perk, Big Homie: teammates within 15 m of you deal 10% more damage

• New perk, Ankh of Ra: dropping below 25% HP triples your HP Regen for 6 seconds, once a minute

• New perk, Blood Moon: every kill takes 1 second off Second Wind, Jakuta's Spirit and Tactical Cocaine

CUCKOLD

• Overhauled, buffed bigly.

• New: his phone, since he won't touch a gun. Hold M1 on a teammate within 20m to heal them 10 HP a second (Positive Affirmations). Hold M2 on a Pig for 1.5 seconds to expose it for 8 seconds: it takes 20% more damage from everyone (Filming You Right Now, 12 second cooldown)

• Health: 200 (was 134)

• Emotional Support heals 8 HP a second (was 4) and reaches 20m (was 8m)

• Familial Ties reaches 20m (was 5m), for both its healing and its damage reduction

• Cooldowns 25% shorter: Take the Bullet 68s (was 90s), Look At Me 45s (was 60s), Battle Cry 90s (was 120s), WATER BOY 180s (was 240s)

• Soylent: one comes back every 40 seconds (was 60). Auto-Ship makes it 20 (was 40)

• New perk, Black Lives Matter (80): your Black teammates (Tyrone, DeShawn) deal 15% more damage while you're alive

• New perk, Know Your Place (60): Tyrone deals 20% more damage and takes 10% less within 20m of you

• New perk, Safe Space (60): stand still for 2 seconds and teammates within 5m of you take 20% less damage

• New perk, Gaslit (50): while Shoot Me Instead! is up, 25% of the hits on you miss

• New perk, Participation Trophy (40): every kill a teammate makes within 20m of you heals you 3 HP

• New perk, Simp (50): Wife takes 20% less damage and deals 20% more within 20m of you

• Talent Thick Cardigan: 5 ranks (was 10), same total at max rank

DESHAWN

• Health: 200 (was 150)

• Damage: his guns no longer do 15% less than everyone else's

• Too Young to Die now shows a banner when it saves you

• His camera sits further back, so you can see more around him

• Shotgun is full auto: hold to keep firing, one shot every 0.29s (was 0.5s)

• Shotgun fires 12 pellets (was 6), each at full damage: what Double Barrel did is now standard. Its spread is 50% wider

• New perk, Child Support (50): when a teammate picks up an assault rifle, sniper or RPG, you get 25% of its ammo

• New perk, Down But Not Out (60): keep shooting while knocked down, and take 50% less damage while you're down

• New perk, Dad's Closet (100): the armory, like Tyrone's Fast and Furious (assault rifle, sniper, RPG)

• New perk, Blood Rush (60): move faster the lower your health, up to 50% faster near death

• New talent, Point Blank: +5% damage per rank to Pigs within 2m. Replaces Sleight of Hand (its points are refunded)

• New capstone, Switch Up (replaces Double Barrel, its points are refunded): changing weapons heals 2 HP a second and gives +10% damage for 5 seconds

WIFE

• Health: 350 (was 300)

• Move speed: now 25% slower than everyone (was 43%), and her jumps match it

• Punches: 60 damage (was 35), and they cost no stamina

• Belly Flop: 80 damage (was 35), 6m reach (was 5m), 45s cooldown (was 25s)

• Belly Flop is now a full belly flop: she dives flat out and the slam hits as she lands. Turn to steer it

• Raid the Fridge is now Donut Shakedown: robs donuts off the 5 nearest Pigs, scaring them, and heals her for each one. It fills her gas meter only when it gets donuts: 10% per Pig

• Every Donut Shakedown growth adds 0.5% max HP and damage (up to 50 growths)

• Speak to Manager: now makes her punches hit 50% harder for 10 seconds (no longer a taunt)

• I'm Tired: now draws every Pig within 25m to her, heals 40 HP a second (was 8), 90s cooldown (was 30s). She sits down on the floor, dazed, and gets back up as it ends

• She can walk while she punches, and her combo is all punches (no kick)

• New perk, Slow Digestion (50): her wine and Donut Shakedown heal her the same amount again over 30 seconds

• New perk, Wine Mom (50): every wine makes her punches deal 15% more damage for 10 seconds (another wine adds 10 more)

• New perk, Not My Problem (50): Pigs that hit her up close are shoved 2m back (not bosses)

• Entitled: bosses and bomb dogs do 50% less damage to her (was 70%)

• Wine: one comes back every 60 seconds

• Talent Big Bones: 5 ranks max (was 10, extra points refunded)

FIXES

• Being revived could leave you unable to shoot (and without your HP and stamina bars) until you opened the menu

• Falling through the floor of the club or the parking lot puts you back inside

• The patch notes no longer open shifted off the top of the screen above 1080p

• Attack dogs (the K9C4's and the K9 Handler's) now play their death animation for everyone, not just the host

• Everyone hears the siren when a boss comes in (it was only the host), and the MAGA Cop's arrival wherever they are on the map

• Wife's camera no longer drifts off and snaps back if she was moving when she used I'm Tired

• Getting hit no longer cancels your reload

• Drinking while down could stand you back up, unable to shoot until you opened the menu

• Dying while getting back up from a knockdown could leave you (or a Pig) standing, still able to run around, dead bodies now stay down

• Bosses knocked down (Belly Flop and the like) now go down for everyone at once, not seconds later for those who aren't hosting

• Dead snipers' lasers and dead bosses' glowing auras now switch off for everyone, not just the host

• RPG explosions now show for everyone, not just the shooter

• The sniper's bright tracer now follows the bullet instead of the barrel

• The MAGA Cop no longer just stands behind a wall aiming at someone he can't see: he goes after them

• Names and chat in other alphabets (Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Russian...) now show up

• Player names and chats can no longer use rich text to cover the screen, chat messages are capped at 200 characters

• The Fed's, Wife's, DeShawn's and Cuckold's perk pages could show Pharaoh's Blood's description on some perks

• Tyrone's Second Wind, Jakuta's Spirit and Fent could be triggered while playing other characters if you'd bought them as Tyrone

• Headshot, Point Blank and Lined Up bonuses could get lost to rounding on shotgun pellets

• Killing a cop right as the game ended could skip the kill credit

• Getting stuck in the Strip Club's bathroom after its door closes: you're now moved outside it

• The cosmetics menu no longer overflows when a slot has lots of items

• The halo sat inside Wife's head once she'd grown

• The club's dancers no longer slowly drift off their spots