Cryptmaster Youtooz Shoulder Rider Plushie Now Available!

Hey doomed souls,

My Cryptmaster shoulder rider plushies are now available for preorder.

How dare they insult me by creating such an adorable plushie. I’m supposed to be the ruler of the underworld! Do you think the dumb rats will respect me after souls receive these? I’m going to punish those marketing minions by sending them through my dungeon 326 times.

These plushies have been rumored to give you immunity when the undead uprising occurs… Do you want to test your luck? https://youtooz.com/products/cryptmaster-shoulder-rider-6-inch

• The Cryptmaster