Cryptmaster passes 200 reviews with 97% positive review!

Hey doomed souls,

Cryptmaster has passed 200 reviews with a 97% positive review.

If I still had a beating heart, it would be beating so fast right now. I don’t know how all these souls were able to escape my crypts to make a review, but thank you. I’m glad you had a wonderful time dodging the slimes, talking to the rats, and playing Whatever. I only let you win in Whatever. No, I am not what you call “salty”.

• The Cryptmaster