SANTA BRAWLER’S FROSTBREAKING BROADCAST

HO! HO! HOLD EVERYTHING AND SEND ME YOUR LETTERS, HEROES!

Your Santa Brawler is FROZEN SOLID and EXTREMELY BORED. @everyone, wanna help me fix this? Then grab a pen and let me know what you want for Christmas — guns, gadgets, shinies, I don’t care! JUST SEND IT! The more wishes I get, the faster I BREAK OUT of this Titanic-sized ice cube!

I’ve been flexing non-stop for over a week, trying to crack this frosty prison with nothing but my LEGENDARY MUSCLES and UNREASONABLE OPTIMISM. And you know what? IT’S WORKING! Whatever you’re doing up there fighting those cold-hearted saboteurs seems to help as well, so keep pushing!

But to fully thaw out and SAVE CHRISTMAS (again), I need POWER. HOLIDAY POWER. YOUR POWER.

So here’s what you’re gonna do:

🎄1) Write your Christmas wish right here by December 19 →

santasmailbox@cubicgames.com

Tell me what you want — weapons*, gear, snacks, emotional stability, world peace, WHATEVER. Santa does not judge. Santa only DELIVERS. Just make sure to add the correct ID, I’m NOT A PSYCHIC, after all! 

🔥 2) Your hopes, dreams, and holiday-approved greed fuel my MOTIVATION LEVELS. How does that work? I DON’T KNOW — IT’S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE, BABY!

⚔️ 3) Keep smashing those saboteurs! The more you fight, the warmer the world gets — and the sooner I’m joining the party. When I’m free, we’re gonna turn this icy apocalypse into a JOLLY FESTIVAL OF JUSTICE.

If your letter is extra legendary, my trusted elf-streamer DiElf will read it LIVE on the holiday broadcast and throw gifts at the audience like a rabid snow cannon. 

And if Coldheart is reading this…

You made the Naughty List SO HARD it caught fire. See you soon. You won’t like your present.

HO-HO-HOLD TIGHT, PIXEL WORLD — SANTA BRAWLER IS (almost) BACK!

*You can pick any PG3D weapon you like, except tournament, veteran, anniversary, DLC weapons, Iron Sword, and Locator.