Goat Simulator 1.1 Patch notes

Added local splitscreen multiplayer

Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section

The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old

Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.

Added more goats

Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056

Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.

Added more powers

Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat

Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game

Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay

Added tons of achievements

You can now run along walls

You can now run up walls

Stand by for Goatfall

Changed batteries in our fire alarm

The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.

The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.

The Humans have learned how to ride Goats

Enjoyed flappy goat

You can now buy hats for money

This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here

Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear

Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.

Added VR support

Reverted hitbox of flappy goat

Made hitbox worse on flappygoat

Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.

Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.

Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch

Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30

Just kidding.

Removed VR support

Ultra-realistic water simulation

Fire alarm still beeping

You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.

Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.

Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.

We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.

Updated patch notes.

Added a lot of new sound effects.

Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!

There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.

Honored Notch

Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.

Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?

Patch notes now covers more than an A4.

Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down

Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?

New patch?

Patch released today does anyone know what it does

Where are the patch notes

Fire alarm still beeping

Why is the patch so big?

Lazy devs.

If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?

Is this game worth it? Should I buy?

Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks

I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___

Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish

Plz come back

Actually optimized the game a bit

What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?

I hate water

Played a whole lot of Wildstar

Volvo pls fix ___.

Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.

Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.

We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.

Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.

Killed PC gaming

How long will the patch notes be?

Changed batteries in the other fire alarm

Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.

Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude: http://youtu.be/B7-6nXGflec

You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!