Sharpen Your Tubas... It's Here!

This just in! Hellside is under attack!!!

If you live in the town of Hellside, you need to get indoors and you need to take cover! The demons have returned, and they seem to be upset. (Did you remember to feed the demons, Dave? You know they get upset when you don't feed them...)

Five sprint-ful depths of hellish minions, thirty-odd weapons, and a Lot of running around like a goon.

Your weapons are going to break. Don't get too attached. You'll need to go fast. Sloth is how the curse takes hold. You need to stay alive, too. Dying is... just plain bad, I guess.

Also, A Launch Week Dealio!!

This week only, we're also offering an early-adopter 20% discount. Plus! If you own our previous game, Concursion, you get an even deeper discount! 33% (dat's a thurd) Off a dungeon filled with various, ridiculous horrors.

So, you know... more vidja games to play, amirite?

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hZfKqWfxKU)

Loooove youuuu, Danny