Knee Deep in Strange Florida No. 18

Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:

Thou shalt not weed whack your neighbor

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/209441000-story

Let go of my Legos!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/domestic-lego-brawl-105693

Stinker of a lap dance

http://www.floridasunpost.com/florida-man-charged-farting-strippers-face-lap-dance/

Where a kid can be a kid watching adults wail on each other

http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/209568351-story

”I do, Grandpa. Apparently.”

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/florida-millionaire-accidentally-married-granddaughter-212441098.html