Knee Deep in Strange Florida No. 16

Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:

Florida man dumps semen on woman at Panera

http://keyetv.com/news/offbeat/police-man-pours-semen-on-woman-at-panera-bread

Florida man molests manatee

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/news/national/im-riding-it-fla-man-arrested-after-allegedly-touc/nscnX/

Florida girl tries to poison teacher with chalk

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/9/21/pasco_deputies_teen_.html

Florida woman goes to court for Jesus

http://wsls.com/2016/09/21/florida-woman-claims-to-be-pulled-over-because-of-her-faith/

Florida teen stabs mom over liquor money

http://www.ocalapost.com/boy-stabbed-his-mother-because-he-was-not-allowed-to-drink/