Louis Garvey

Mark this one on your maps kids, it's Louis! Donning the outfit of everyone's favorite chocolate-flavored since-the-world-exploded property contractor, a man who can only stand out to be described as an individual of power and authority whom of which has gravely misinterpreted the accumulated passerby lingo of what it means to want to plough, seed and erect walls in every fertile mound this side of Eastern Massachusetts and consequently has you set on an indefinite quest of painstakingly building bases and constructing castles down to the individual plants filling the gardens of every patch of dirt across Eastern Massafuckingchusetts.

Fortunately Louis contains no such share of tragically dropped metaphors and has no intentions of sandbagging a tale of rescue, redemption and moral ambiguity in favor of a marathon of apocalyptic Holmes on Homes. No, in this stylish getup the only thing he's marking on your map is the location to DEATH AND DEATH AND DEATH. It's like a treasure map! Only every little squiggly dash on the enscrolled pathway is an explosion complete with plenty of buckshot-filled tragedies and necrotic widow-makings galore.

Do enjoy.

Credits :

Fallout 4 - Outfit model & textures

Lt. Rocky - Sticking this cherry in the Chet Zone, among other things.

Thanks :

Piper - All that fine garden, sunflower, and me with no shovel.

No Thanks :

The Unreal 4 Engine - Reminding me that one night I set my machine to the swan song of "I'm Blue" during the anti-climatic event of a Blue Screen.