Fancy Glass Table

HOLY CRAP DUDE, ITS A FUCKING TABLE!!

Somtimes, oh just sometimes, how I wish I was you guys, and not a workshop author; how I wake up every morning wishing that I wasn't me, and not just for the usual socioeconomic factors, but instead so that I may go onto the workshop one day, discover the Picaso-esque masterpiece that is this single prop replacement, slap my hands on my cheeks like the Edvard Munch painting, and make a half minute long scream like a valley girl who just got a new sports car for her birthday.

FOR THERE IS NOTHING THAT WILL EVER BEFALL THE TABLE.

It is only just now that I realize my life has found actual meaning; everything I've ever done in my entire lifetime has been a pointless endeavour prior to this incantation of existance. The experiments, the modding, the partnerships and friends (<3 Salad, Splinks & Haus), the love of four beautiful women, my whole life as it is, ITS ALL FUCKING MEANINGLESS.

ALL OF IT NOTHING, IN COMPARISON, TO THE GLORY, OF THE TABLE.

I may as well just off myself the moment I publish this, for there will be no height in life that couples the basking effervescent shimmering glow of the mighty table.

Hail the table! Love the table! Desire to copulate with the table! Violently hack the table into multiple pieces so that it may earthworm into more incarnations that will spread across the land and be identifiable only by the mole on its cheek!

This is S-Low's lovely Glass Table, given new life in the world of Left 4 Dead, because lo and behold in Left 4 Dead you would have the time to stop and pay attention to a shiny chrome table and reflect on its ravishing beauty, unlike in Counterstrike where if you think at all you're dead, and if you don't think you're double dead and being taunted by someone in a foreign language. This uses the proceedurally chosen texture generator system done with material proxies to change up the refract shader between 9 different designs. It'll have a different effect going on everytime you encounter it.

This replaces the oval meeting table model, such as the one seen in the fourth chapter of Death Toll and the fourth chapter of Dead Air. It'll pop up in any custom campaign that uses the model.

Credits :

S-Low - Model; Textures; Materials Lt. Rocky - Port & Compile