Pepes Juggernaut Towing Vehicle

Why not use a giant dumptruck as a towing-vehicle? Pepe certainly likes the idea. This monstrosity was originally a prototype quarry dump-truck left to rot in an old hangar. There were initially several design-flaws, the weakness of the tires being the main culprit. ;)

Pepe however, has come upon a new set of sturdy wheels capable of withstanding the "Juggernaut's" immense weight.

Whatever needs disposal; a car, an airplane, cathedral or mischievous close relative - this will do! Also, why shoot at stuff when you can simply disintegrate them by running them over?

Due to its size, it takes forever to decelerate to a full stop. :)

Maximum cargo-weight is around 400,000kg

Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0-60 mph) = 5,9 s Deceleration: 100-0 km/h (60-0 mph) = 10,5 s

Controls:

pageup/down - to maneuver the flatbed

alt-pageup/down - to adjust mirrors

alt-steering - to open/close door & lower/raise ladder (dat ladder tho'!)

Note: The winches are handled manually, just walk up the ramp/flatbed and engage the mechanism.

Has all the lights and whistles n' stuff as well

Spawn in city or tight quarters at own peril, or if you enjoy a masochistic 50-point "Austin Powers"- turn. 2,000-something bricks ( I'll never learn to contain myself, hehe ) Massively heavy, I'd thought I'd stress-test those lovely new tires and I guess 500+ tonnes will do.