Crash Test Bob

You know how when you die your arms and legs flail around?

Well this new state of the art test Bob has it all, Flailing arms and Legs, because it's the real thing!

Yes, these Bobs are ragdolls.

Please welcome each Bob with a smile as they are one of our Human guinea pi.. I mean they are one of our contestants! They all signed up to see who can stay still the longest. The one who wins gets $1,000,000! But don't worry it's legit! yep... totally legit...

Anyways...

(AUTHORIZED EYES ONLY) Ok.. All of that is just a lie to get some test subjects, Ok? Your job is to test with them in as many ways possible. Throw one off a building, run one over, let the train run one over, throw one in a grinder, throw one in some rotorblades, etc. Now I know this sounds sketchy, but it's for Science. We need to test to see how well the human body does against these things.

If you want to hide the seat, you can just pick it up and do as you please with it.

Please do not Kidnap (Re-Publish) our Crash Test Bobs.

That Semi-Truck in some of the pictures is not owned by me.

And that red car is made by me. It's called the Rocket 69, from Fallout. Don't worry, I published it.

Thanks!