Nuclear Liquid Fuel Cell Atoms -Highly Corrosive-

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A NUCLEAR MISSLE NOR BOMB!! "THIS NUCLEAR LIQUID ATOM FUEL CELL TANK MUST ONLY BE LIFT BY A CRANE, ON THE OUTER HANDLES FOR "EVEN WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION" AND "BALANCED CENTER OF GRAVITY, NOT TOWED BY SOME METAL TROUBLED LEGO MAN, LIFT BY A HELICOPTER BY A PHYCO OR EVEN SHOT BY A COMPLETE PERSON WHO WANTS THE LEGO EARTH VANISH FROM LEGOVERSE. THE WHITE ARROWS ARE MARKED AND OUTLINED FOR UPRIGHT GROUNDING AND LIFTING POINTS!"

CAUTION: "NOW DO NOT WALK UPON THE NUCLEAR LIQUID ATOM FUEL CELL TANK LIKE THE IDIOT YOU ARE UNTIL GROUNDED!"

NOTE: "YOU PROBERLY WANNA TO TAKE SOME NOTES HERE BOIS!" ABSOLUTLY NO SMOKING, DRINKING, SEXING, PLAYING, TALKING, BREATHING, SINGING, WATCHING, JERKING-OFF AND EATING AROUND THIS DEMON GOD BECAUSE THIS B**** CONTAINS OVER 10,000 LITERS OF NUCLEAR LIQUID FUEL CELL ATOMS WHICH IS THEN CONVERTED INTO 300 PIECES OF HIGHLY CORROSIVE AND EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS IN BRICK RIGS, SO YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO **** THIS UP BEFORE YOUR COMPUTER DELETES AND KILLS ITSELF FROM THE TECHNOLOGY REGIME! ~"Vote QuickyKnight For Your Own Safey, Enjoy! :>"

COUPLING AND HAULING

*COUPLING: 1.) ENGAGE THE TRAILER'S AIR BRAKES AND PRESSURIZE THE INDEPENDANT BRAKES INCASE OF AN EMERGENCY HALT! 2.) RELEASE & ROTATE THE COUPLING'S SAFETY LATCH TO -150DEGREES FOR TRUCK TO TRAILER COUPLING! 3.) ADJUST THE TRAILER'S LANDING LEGS TO FIT YOUR TRACTOR'S SMALL FIFTH WHEEL HEIGHT! 4.) ENGAGE THE TRAILER'S SAFETY REAR WARNING LIGHTS FOR HAULING! 5.) SLOWLY REVERSE THE TRACTOR AT 2-5MPH UNDERNEAT THE TRAILERS'S COUPLING ARCH! 6.) TEST FOR A SUCESSFUL COUPLE, BY SLOWLY MOVING THE TRACTOR FORWARD AT 1MPH IN FIRST(1) GEAR AND FEELING/LOOKING FOR THE TRAILER'S WEIGHT/DRAG! 7.) ASCEND/CRANK THE LANDING LEGS ALL THE WAY IN THE UPWARD POSITION FOR TRAILER TO GROUND CLEARANCE! 8.) RELEASE THE TRAILER'S AIR BRAKES AND PRIME THE INDEPENDANT BRAKES FOR IDLE! 9.) NOW YOU'RE GOOD TO GO AND DON'T BE A FOOL!

*HAULING:

• PLACE THE TRACTOR IN 1ST GEAR AND SLOWLY PROCEED FORWARD OR BACKWARDS TOWARDS THE MAIN ROAD!
• THIS NUCLEAR LIQUID FUEL CELL ATOM TANK IS INDIVIDUALLY SEPERATED FROM THE TRAILER ITSELF FOR CRANE HOISTING, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THE TANK SHIFTS LEFT TO RIGHT, WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT YOU MUST SLOWLY TURN CORNERS AT 10-15MPH!