Aphrodite

Note: This item is obsolete, out of date and there is a much better version available. It is recommended that you use the Carl Wheezer's Revenge instead.

updated 09/05 The Aphrodite is a bigger, badder, safer and more high-tech version of the Andromeda. It has many safety and QOL features including always-dry potassium storage, a trash chute, employee of the month display, center-hull ballast tanks, security cameras, toggle-able security doors and a huge ass cargo bay for those long campaign runs. This is the perfect submarine for a long campaign as it offers great inventory management as well as some anti-griefer tech to make server moderating easier.

Door security toggle feature: From the bridge you can toggle security on the reactor room, engineering, medbay, bridge, special cargo hold and the bridge. Green means anyone can access that room. Red means only the person with the respective id can enter. For example, if security is enabled for the medbay and bridge, only the doctor (or captain) can enter the medbay, only the captain can enter the bridge and anyone can access the security room, the special cargo hold, engineering and the reactor room.

Airlock locking feature: Tired of idiots going outside in the middle of a fight with a full inventory of expensive weapons only to be killed? Tired of trolls flushing all the fuel rods and oxygen tanks down the trash chute? Well with the airlock security button, you can enable or disable use of the airlock. Enabled means anyone can use the airlock. Disabled means no one can use the airlock.

Security cameras: The security room has 3 security cameras attached to periscopes. The bridge has 2 periscopes that connect to 5 internal and 3 external cameras. When at one of these periscopes, click to cycle through cameras.

Trash chute: Are bodies piling up? Is it getting annoying to send someone outside to painstakingly and slowly drag bodies over the side? Well that is no longer a problem. Now, you can just drag dead bodies to the trash chute and flush them down. This doesn't even require you to stop the ship or send someone outside.

Always-dry storage: Need a place to store the potassium so it doesn't explode? Use the always-dry storage in the medbay. This door will lock itself shut if any water is detected in the medbay. Even if the entire ship is flooded, the potassium will stay dry and not explode unless you somehow manage to breach the walls of the always-dry storage locker. If for some reason you need to open the always-dry storage door when there's flooding, you can always use the nearby override switch to disable the lock for 5 seconds.

"How fcked are we" status monitor: Depending on various factors such as number of rooms flooded, reactor operation, and power reserves, the "How fcked are we" monitor will tell you how fcked the submarine is. The levels of fcked are:

1. "Not f*cked"
2. "Kinda f*cked"
3. "Pretty f*cked"
4. "Press F to pay respects"