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A secret mock-up of Europe's first vertical transport submarine of high mobility. The greatest Soviet engineer (in translating, the joke was destroyed, get what happened) Gennady Zhiguli had a hand in this project. Also, the popular American streamer IShowSpeed made references to this submarine more than once.

The submarine has a large cargo hold relative to its dimensions, located in the trunk of the structure, as well as a good armament with a charging coil. For the first time in Europe, the technology of finishing the body with double metal was used. The docking port is located separately in the "head" of the submarine, so that in case of an unexpected strong impact on the berth of the outpost, the energy is extinguished through the entire hull of the submarine.

Submarines of the "Pinas" line have many design features. At least - our revolutionary wiring. But don't be afraid, everything works.

An exceptional feature of the Pinas model is two large tanks of ballast pumps made in the form of tanks or popularly "balls", thanks to which the submarine can descend and ascend very quickly in space. Also, the vertical hull itself has a positive effect on the change of position along the Y axis, unlike horizontal submarines.

Military experiments have shown unexpected effectiveness against the monsters of the abyss: The Latcher, even if it completely absorbed the submarine, but died a couple of hours later. The autopsy of the creature showed an "emotional breakdown" from the (this joke is generally untranslatable, but is it worth explaining to someone why Latcher died?).

Neon signs in ballasts were left by Jupiter scoundrels who recently vandalized this layout.

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The result: an extremely mobile submarine capable of quickly transporting a lot of cargo for 15k (mainly nitroglycerides). A crew of no lower than "Profi Zion Anal" is allowed on this submarine.