Urn

The ideal solo sub, because no one in their right mind is getting in this thing with you. With no external lights and barely enough room to stand, the Urn is capable of speeding past any other seacraft with just a gentle tap on the accelerator. We couldn't find room to stick a ballast, so the entire sub serves as one. It isn't much of a loss, since the oxygen generator struggles to provide a breath's worth of air even when dry. The two coilguns are controlled by a single periscope, with a button toggle to switch views. This is by design, and the stealth-black paintjob is the final touch that takes this bad boy from an extreme sports boat to the perfect stealth vessel. Not that you'll need it, since anything that tries to kill you will eat your dust.

Storage space might be a concern, but we call it a feature. With only one locker and a secure safe on board, there's nowhere the feds can plant a bug without you knowing. Of course, you wouldn't even need to check for them, since each Urn comes stock with EMP grenades capable of knocking out every electronic on the sub - just in case you need to talk with a "friend" about some sensitive topics. And if they end up being a cop? Every Urn acts as its own dead man switch, because it is incapable of floating on its own. The instant you take your hands off the controls, this sucker's going to plummet to the sea floor and free your friends from their mortal coils. Say goodbye to piracy, and hello to an escape vehicle so good it escapes the impound on its own.