SpruCorp P15-X JUNK

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NEW FROM SPRUCORP INC. The premium model SpruCorp P15-X JUNK comes pre-erect so you don’t have to do any of the hard work. Packed full of features including high thrust, a reactor designed for maximum up-time, five highly penetrative weapons, package storage facilities, a members' lounge, a hardened glass cockpit helm, and a state-of-the-art tactical insertion bay. With the SpruCorp Junk you will be in and out of your missions with ease.

The Junk’s hydrodynamic form factor has been widely explored by Europa’s submarine manufacturers, but these crude prototypes don’t measure up to the beauty of SpruCorp’s new offering. Suppleness. Grace. Vigour. These are but some of the words that one might associate with the Junk. Firm. Potent. Hoisted. These are some more.

Features of the P15-X Junk include:

• A MAIN SHAFT for easy passage through the vessel • The BALL. TANKS, a three-part ballast system – extra safety without compromising on capacity • The THRUST CONTROL DEVICE which – miraculously – runs in a self-contained tank • A FUNCTION MAINTENANCE CENTRE nestled away for safety • BLOODFLOW MANAGEMENT facilities with an operating table, storage, and manufacturing equipment • A state-of-the-art TACTICAL INSERTION BAY capable of deploying ten seamen/women/folk in one load • The PROTECTION DEPARTMENT, equipped with two chainguns, a pulse laser, flak cannon, and railgun, fully-stocked with ammunition so you can shoot for days • The signature SpruCorp HARDENED GLASS COCKPIT HELM™ so that the captain can get a full view of the action • An enticing MEMBERS’ LOUNGE for guests of honour or the captain’s breaktime (complete with an inbuilt status monitor for peace of mind) • REPRODUCTION facilities for your grubby little engineers • A well-appointed PACKAGE STORAGE ZONE • A SEED ROOM • Of course, a rock-hard hull

What Our Clients Say:

"...absolute throbmonster" "...a pleasure" "...very satisfying to play with"

Strap in to the best sub you’ve even ridden (in). With a new Junk in your docks, you would be right to be cocky.

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