A.S.S. Spectre

One day a group of clowns had decided that they had had enough of running from security and getting handcuffed for simply praising the Honkmother. So they gathered all of the money they had saved for the best of pranks and commissioned the A.S.S. Spectre. This is vessel is built for speed, for the times when clowns become unwelcome and need a quick getaway. With this speed, any clown can now easily travel from station to station, spreading the word of the Honkmother! Any reports on crashing into walls is not our fault! you just suck at driving!

The thing is rather decievingly named, as it fails to encapsulate the sheer danger that is this subs speed. This tiny thing, slightly smaller that the Dugong, can go at truly terrifying speeds that WILL GET YOU KILLED. It not only swims at a stupid speed at base, but also has a boost mode that can cause it to slightly exceed 60 km/h, at such speeds it will ram anything and everything before you know even knew it existed.

Although by nature this thing is a bit memey, it does come with experiences that are unique to this speedster. Nothing quite beats the feeling of ramming a barotraumatic sea-mine and being flung through the entire sub after having seen the thing you just rammed for a frame or two.

Primary Armament: The A.S.S. Spectre

Secondary Armament: 3 coilguns

Price: 3000 - it is meant to be a starter sub and it has limited storage

P.S. Has a Fabricator and a Deconstructor P.P.S. The Clown holds a bit of chaos in a syringe