Drunk Diving

Ever thought your submarine pilot was too sober to dodge those crushing depths, leviathans, and icebergs? Worry no more! Introducing:

"Drunk Diving"

a Barotrauma mod that lets your crewmates "improve" their helming skills by chugging enough vodka to fuel a nuclear reactor!

How it works:

• The drunker you are, the BETTER you pilot! Chug that ethanol, whiskey, or mysterious fungal hooch, and watch your helm skill skyrocket as your vision blurs.

• S*ber? Congrats, you’re now not even close to navigate at your full potential. Accidentally reverse into a thermal vent? Blame it on your criminal lack of intoxication.

• Perfect for roleplaying as that one crewmate who insists they’re a "better driver after a few drinks".

• Watch as your crew debates whether the captain’s drunken zig-zagging is* "tactical evasion"* or "a cry for help".

• Drinking until you are medically brain-dead however, makes it a bit harder to steer, so drink responsibly (or don't).

Disclaimer:

This mod is 100% scientifically inaccurate (and ethically questionable).** Do not try this in real life , on Europa, or in any universe where physics cares about your poor life choices.**

**The Neurotrauma Version can be found here

[b]Overrides Vanilla Drunk Affliction.**[b]

[i](Note: Not responsible for crushed submarines, "offended" crewmates, or existential dread caused by s*ber helmsmen.)[i]