CYNT R-12

CYNT R-12 AWAITS YOU, SAILOR

This junkass saw more than you ever will before you even were born. Rusted, creaky, and held together by sheer stubbornness — and now she’s looking for a new crew dumb enough to keep her running. If you ever dreamed of captaining a floating deathtrap... well, welcome aboard, lad.

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Key Features

Tier:	III
Type:	Transport
Price:	35.000 mk
Cargo:	76 crates
Size:	60 x 20 m
Crew Size:	4 — 6
Max Weapons:	5

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What makes this bucket... special?

We poured our hearts, souls, and a questionable amount of welding fuel into making this sub truly unforgettable. Here's what you're signing up for:

Ballast Mainte(i)nance The ballast tanks have a personality. Sometimes they listen. Sometimes they don't. At least now you can pretend to fix them properly.

Ballast Flora Removal System Tired of burning your eyebrows off with a plasma cutter? Our patented “burn-it-before-it-spreads” system handles the red menace for you. Just don't stand too close when it's working.

DRONE "NOSUN" You read that right — this old hag comes with her own attack drone, and we named it 𝔑𝔬𝔰𝔲𝔫 because whatever it hunts never sees the surface again, as much as any submarine on this planet but who cares. A proper Baba Yaga-type strike drone packing three depth charges. It doesn't ask questions. It doesn't miss. Enemy submarines that think they're safe behind their hulls learn the hard way — when 𝔑𝔬𝔰𝔲𝔫 comes knocking, they sink just as fast as if a Charybdis had them in its jaws. Launch it. Guide it. Watch the funny fireworks from a safe distance. Just don't forget to bring it back.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEAKING!!! We don't know why we added this. The toilet literally leaks waste into the living room because drunk engineer connected tubes to be a part of ballast system. Is it a feature? A curse? A cry for help? You decide. Just... bring a mop and spin the valve to stop the leak and call mechanic.

RAVE BUTTON When the hull breaches, the reactor melts down, and half the crew is unconscious or dead — there's only one logical thing to do. Hit the Rave button. Four built-in bangers to choose from while you sink into the darkest abyss ever possible.

Moonpools Because nothing says "we've given up on airlocks" like a direct hole to the ocean inside your sub. Perfect for quick dives, faster escapes, and accidental flooding if... You're stupid enough.

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Final words from the dock

This sub will leak every five seconds. The electrics are held together with tape. The ballast flora probably has rights by now. But if you're looking for a vessel with 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 — the CYNT R-12 has enough for a whole fleet.

So grab your crew, say goodbye to dry socks, and try not to die in the first ten minutes.

Fair winds and calm seas? Not a chance.

— The EuroArms second-hand submarines service