Apex

Cave Johnson here. PR and Marketing department recently underwent a change of staff, by which I mean they all got melted by acid and now I have to do all their jobs. Some sort of freak accident with the sprinklers apparently. God rest their horrifically liquefied souls. Anyway, my latest venture into marketing is to record our latest advert, so here goes:

"Introducing Aperture's latest consumer product: the Solar-Powered Umbrella! It's so easy to use, even you can do it! Simply leave the umbrella outside in direct sunlight for 24 days, then when you need to use it, press the ON button, and it will generate an anti-precipitation forcefield, perfect for keeping you dry! Warning: do not allow the umbrella to come into contact with water in any capacity. This will fry the electronics."

Alright hang on a second, so this is an umbrella you can't use in the rain? Well, I guess you could use it once, and then get immediately electrocuted. You know what? I think these umbrellas would make great gifts for the families of the PR department. Cave Johnson, we're done here... for now.

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Welcome to Apex, a Medium (?) difficulty Monoportal map which honestly I'm not too sure about. I'm worried it might be frustrating to play... I could really do with some feedback on this one, so let me know what you think.