Turret Spa

Here in the Turret Spa, well-behaved turrets are rewarded with relaxing baths, quiet alcoves in which to meditate, tractor-beam massages, tanning facilities, and a stream of ready test subjects eager to absorb spare bullets. Rumors of a secret cache of loving Companion Cubes are slanderous nonsense meant to tittilate the military androids. Side-effects of spa treatment may include lethal emancipation.

This is version 2.1 - Special thanks to Velexia for critical testing in the early stages.

This is very much a "choose your own difficulty level" sort of chamber ... if you puzzle out the mechanics, you can sweep it clean in no time, without any real danger to yourself (though with plenty of bullets hitting the water and the architecture)! If you want to just go commando and pick off the turrets the hard way, though, you can do that, too! The design supports several alternate solutions, has at least one amusing secret, and includes redundant "bulletproofers" to prevent locking yourself out of solutions.