Skate

Listen up folks, it's time for our annual Mandatory Volunteering Drive. It's that special time of year where we all come together as a workforce to celebrate the joys of unpaid labour by forcibly recruiting more unpaid labourers. And as always, you interns will be the ones doing the recruiting.

Now, unfortunately we've hit a financial snag attempting to hire our usual fleet of company cars, so this year it won't be a Mandatory Volunteering Drive, it'll be a Mandatory Volunteering Skate. You heard that right, we want this to go as smoothly as possible, so you'll be gliding from door to door in style with our newly designed rocket-skates. There are twenty pairs of skates, which according to Greg is plenty enough to go around all forty of you. What's that Greg? What do you mean you underestimated the number of legs per intern? Yeah, you're right, it sure is "classic Greg", but that doesn't make it acceptable. Maybe next month I'll underestimate your time off.

Sorry about that everyone, apparently due to an egregious miscalculation you're all gonna have to make do with just one skate each. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, just put all your weight on the skate foot and tie your other leg in a knot or something. And don't you dare come crying to me that you're having trouble balancing. My bank says I've had insufficient balance for decades, so if I can stand up straight like this and talk to you with only one mouth, I'm sure you can rocket-skate with only one foot. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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Skate is a medium-difficulty puzzle centred around the unusual combination of lasers and speed gel. Enjoy!