Toxic

Hello, Test Subject, it's Cave. You may have heard that we recently acquired a little extra budget after yours truly fired that idiot Jeff from the engineering department. So, as a celebration of Jeff not being able to provide for his family anymore, we thought we'd use that sudden intake of cash to install a relaxing tropical-themed swimming pool in this chamber so you test subjects can take a break and unwind. It even had little rubber ducks. So cute. Point is, unfortunately the reason why we fired Jeff in the first place is because he connected the toxic waste pump to our chlorinated water supply, so unless you want your flesh burned off by deadly acid I wouldn't take a dip in the pool anytime soon. If you find any rubber ducks in there though, please rescue them. Those things cost us five dollars each and we don't have that kind of money anymore. Also, my daughter says she wants one. I want one too. Cave Johnson, we're done here.