The Cathedral and the Crypt

Cave here. As I'm sure the kindly old priest I accidentally ran over the other day will be glad to inform you, I am not a religious man. I gotta confess though, there is a certain ethereal majesty to ancient cathedrals. Especially when we've sneaked in and converted them into test chambers! That's right, I'm Father Cave, and I shall now read to you from the Bible:

"For if thou doth triumph over the evil riddles of this chamber, then thou art truly blessed, and for thy troubles thou shalt be forever forgiven of thy sins, and thou perhaps shalt also receive untold horrifying injuries for which Aperture Science Innovators is in no way responsible except legally."

By the way, should have mentioned, by the Bible I mean the legal document you just signed. Thought I'd throw in some flowery language to spice things up a bit.

Father Cave, we're done here.

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The Cathedral and the Crypt doth contain no fanciful elements, and as such thou must seek the door to salvation via only the use of thine gateway contraption as well as the cunning and swiftness that hast been bestowed upon thine mind.

Difficulty: Thou shalt not fear, for although thou walk the path of dread and danger, thou shalt receive guidance from on high, and shalt find salvation with ease. (Easy)

Music: Gateway Tales: Melissa - Testing Begins by St. Harry Callaghan/Harry101UK