home

When I was wandering around this map I saw an inscription which simply read 'home'. I brushed it away with my sleeve. I don't know whose home it is, but it looks like they were really interested in walls and floors made out of plaster of paris. The neat thing is that they went through so patiently and painted each peice a different colour, they must have used a tiny brush because I can't make out any lines, or even better maybe they held up a giant stencil and spray painted. It's so pretty, and they didn't need any furniture because I guess they didn't actually live here. Or maybe they did but they didn't want anyone to know about it. Well I did take one or two plastic lawn chairs off the ramps, not prolly gonna need those and they are a major tripping hazard if you're clumsy. I noticed there were some plastic chair marks on the ramp, that went all the way to the edge so someone must have went over.

The only thing I really added was the glass windows, but it's a special kind of glass. It gives each projectile a hug, but without slowing it down. So if you see an enemy through it and fire, it might pass through after a moment or two. I would be careful though the glass is like butter. If it gets too hot it will melt.

There's one bomb site in the middle of the map, which lets you plant on a lower level around the base of the central pillar, or up on the roof. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for reading the silliness if you did.