Новости Stick It to the Stickman
Объявления разработчиков, обновления и обсуждения.
Stick it to the Stickman 1.0 is Out Now
Beloved consumers, Let's drop the corporate jargon funny business on this one. It's a big day, and there’s a lot to say. It's been a wild ride, and thank you for joining us on it. Whether you've been a community playte…
Читать и обсудить →WE'RE ASCENDING TO 1.0
Highly valued scab workers, We appreciate that you're sticking around during the strike. In fact, we have a new business idea: selling cardboard signs! But that's for another email. We live in unprecedented times. Unfa…
Читать и обсудить →EARLY ACCESS EXIT PLAN
Dear Employees, True corporate agility isn’t about avoiding the iceberg - it’s about monetizing the collision. Here at *Free Lives,* we pride ourselves on navigating chaotic industry trends with a profound refusal to ac…
Читать и обсудить →HOTFIX || Foreign Fixes
Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes: Fulfillment Centre now generates correctly Foreign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ultrawide monitors…
Читать и обсудить →FOREIGN MANUFACTURING, OUT NOW
Valued labourers, We are delighted to announce a new corporate expansion into foreign territories with our newest game mode, **Foreign Manufacturing.** Experience the wonders of travel at a reduced price for a temporary…
Читать и обсудить →COMPANY HISTORY MONTH, OUT NOW
Our Shareholders, CEOs, and skittish lapdogs are happy to share with you a heart-warming story of our Founder as part of the 'Company History Mo…
Читать и обсудить →MERRY RENTRENCH-MAS! || PATCH NOTES AND COMPETITION
Valued Technofeudal Peasantry, It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lob…
Читать и обсудить →MAJOR UPDATE || LEVEL BUILDER IS HERE
Valued employees, Here at the Looming Corporate Entity™, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willing…
Читать и обсудить →PATCH MEMO || SPOOKY SEASON
Dear employees of The Company, It has come to the attention of the Shareholders that capitalising on a seasonal holiday will increase brand affinity, allow for the shipping of themed products, and make it appear as tho…
Читать и обсудить →HOTFIX || Unpaid overtime
You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops!…
Читать и обсудить →PATCH MEMO || TANKS AND NECROMANCERS
The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into citie…
Читать и обсудить →150k UNITS SOLD | Level Builder in development
Greetings valued employees. All 150 000 of you. We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of our dynamic growth …
Читать и обсудить →TEMPORARY PRICE MARKDOWN STRATEGY DEPLOYED
In a bold move to stimulate shareholder happiness and crush the competition, Stick It To The Stickman is now 20% OFF for the first time in company history. This limited-time initiative has been…
Читать и обсудить →Hotfix - Shadow clones and boss icons
Hello! Last week's patch caused some issues, we did some quick fixes. CHANGES Boss icons in the payslips in Night Shift fixed Secret character quest now more consistent Some ability name corrections Large executive …
Читать и обсудить →PATCH MEMO || FULFILMENT RESTRUCTURING, NEW EMPLOYEES AND HAIR LOSS INITIATIVE
Attention Employees of Stickman.co, A new update has been deployed to your operating system. Please review the following mandatory improvements to your corporate…
Читать и обсудить →100k Units sold! Control Yourselves!
Hey Stickfriends! It’s been incredible seeing Stick It To The Stickman out in the wild after so many years of workplace simulations and unpaid overtime. We’ve now sold 100,000 units, which means 100,000 new employees h…
Читать и обсудить →BOARD RESOLUTION | ROBOTS ARE COMING
The Board of Directors has reviewed the numbers, sacrificed appropriate low level employees, and arrived at a unanimous decision; with more than 70 thousand vi…
Читать и обсудить →Save your Work - Bug fixes, new passives, and 50 000 sales
Another patch! There was one in between the Morgue patch and these notes, so we're just putting everything here. Big things: Added multiple save slots. All save related features are now in their own menu. Moved the 50…
Читать и обсудить →Stick It To The Stickman is now Steam Deck Verified!
Stick It To The Stickman* has officially been **Steam Deck Verified**! That means you can take your office brawls on the go! Whether you’re kicking through…
Читать и обсудить →Mor(gu)e Content - Bug fixes and balance
Another day, another patch! Once again, thanks for all of the bug reports, it's very helpful. And sorry about the little bug where we disabled sweat collection, it's fixed now. Big things: Morgue is now purchasable! T…
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